Mini Hawaiian Calzones – easy homemade calzones filled with ham, pineapple, red onion, and mozzarella cheese! The perfect way to switch up pizza night!
Heeeey guys, happy Sunday!
How was the week? I told you guys all week that I’ve basically locked myself in my house for the last 7 days to just catch up on work. And also because it’s seriously been raining for a week now. It finally stopped this afternoon and it’s sunny and beautiful and I’m writing this is my bright blue lawn chair that I’ve set up in the driveway because that’s where the sun is brightest.
Switched up the pizza thing this week with some mini calzones. I actually made these twice this week because the first time it started monsooning as soon as I put them in the oven and the pictures were garbage.
Strangely, no one complained about calzones twice this week.
Weird how calzones twice a week is fine but kale salad twice is a no go.
Also, no one complained about pineapple or red onion in their calzones.
I talk a lot about how my kids are adventurous eaters but when I say that, I’m only talking about the little 2 and one of them usually draws the line at onions.
My oldest is super picky. So picky that last time he had a sleepover, the other kid’s mom texted me, “Umm… since when is he a vegetarian?”
But all 3 loved these.
I feel like I have zero interesting things to share.
I haven’t watched anything on TV.
That’s a lie. I tried to start The Resident because we caught up on The Good Doctor and I’d heard good things about The Resident but I just didn’t have the attention span. I made it 3 minutes in before I walked away and totally forgot.
Gonna try again because it’s supposed to be good?
I’m relistening to Food Freedom Forever because I had a rough week and I’m only listening to Real Housewives recap podcasts which is weird because I haven’t watched a Housewives show in forever. I just listen to this podcast because they are hilarious.
It was just kind of a boring week. We won’t talk about how I thought it was a good idea to take everything out of my closet at 11 pm last night. Let’s just pretend that didn’t happen.
Anyway, for these calzones, I did a super simple pizza dough, divided it into 12 basically even pieces, and filled it with all the standard Hawaiian pizza ingredients. So some pizza sauce, diced ham, pineapple, and red onion. With a ton of mozzarella on top. You put all that on one side of the calzone so that you can fold the other side over and then you do this roll tuck thing that seals the calzone. Clearly I’m terrible at explaining it but once you’re staring at a folded calzone, you’ll see what you have to do.
So brush that with an egg and bake it in a stupid hot oven until golden brown. I let mine cool down until they are cool enough to handle because why dirty a plate when you can just hand your children a calzone and hope for the best?
Hawaiian pizzas are probably my favorite to make because I almost always have everything on hand. At most I have to go out and buy ham – and I will put lunchmeat ham on a Hawaiian pizza before I go to the store just for ham. Use fresh pineapple or canned pineapple. Just dry it off so it doesn’t make the dough soggy.
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For the dough:
- 2 cups warm water
- 1 tablespoon sugar
- 1 packet, 2 ¼ teaspoons active dry yeast
- 1 tablespoons salt
- 6 cups all-purpose flour
For the calzones:
- 1 cup pizza sauce
- 1 cup ham, diced
- 1 cup pineapple, roughly chopped
- ¼ cup red onion, thinly sliced
- 1 ½ cups mozzarella cheese
- crushed red pepper flakes, optional
- 1 egg
- To make the dough, put water, sugar, and yeast in the bowl of a stand mixer fitted with a paddle attachment and let yeast bloom for about 5 minutes. If it's not foamy at the end of 5 minutes, toss it and start with new yeast. Once foamy and bubbly, add in salt and slowly add flour, beating after each cup or so. Once combined, switched to a dough hook and knead until smooth and elastic, 5 - 8 minutes. Transfer to an oiled bowl, cover, and let rise in a warm place for about an hour, until doubled.
- Once doubled, preaheat oven to 450F. Line 2 baking sheets with parchment paper. Divide dough into 12 pretty much equal pieces and, on a well floured surface, roll them out one at a time until very thing and large enough to fold into a calzone shape. Leaving room around the edges for folding, spoon a generous tablespoon of pizza sauce on one side of the calzone. Sprinkle with ham, pineapple, and red onion. Sprinkle with crushed red pepper flakes. Fold over. Starting on one side of the calzone, roll and tuck the edges to create a seal. Transfer to the prepared baking sheets. Repeat with remaining dough and ingredients.
- In a small bowl, beat egg with a tiny bit of cold water and brush the egg wash on each calzone.
- Bake 5 minutes at 450F, lower heat to 400F, and continue baking for about 10 minutes, or until godlen brown. Serve immediately.
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Nutrition Information:Yield: 12 Serving Size: 1
Amount Per Serving: Calories: 318Total Fat: 5gSaturated Fat: 2gTrans Fat: 0gUnsaturated Fat: 2gCholesterol: 34mgSodium: 808mgCarbohydrates: 54gFiber: 3gSugar: 4gProtein: 13g